theinventionofmonsters:

iamrapscallion:

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

I find this fascinating 

nyooom:

horses never get divorced because their relationships are always stable

rupsidaisy:

If all crime was legal for 24 hours I wouldn’t murder I would probably steal a bunch of stuff and spray paint penises everywhere

jesuschristvevo:

there should be a disney princess who lives in a ghetto and has to find the man with the most swag and fall in yolo with him

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

eludednightmares:

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

the-vashta-nerada:

When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral and I’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything I have